remulusromus:

remulusromus:

remulusromus:

what did the bartender say after charles dickens ordered a martini?

olive or twist

why arent you guys reblogging this

(via dancer-in-thedark)

lol-drugged:

pityreblogs:

so my brother put up this barbed wire about a year ago and my dad sent him a text that said “the barbed wire you put up at bennett still looks good it’s even a weave catcher” and we were like what the hell does that mean he’s lost his mind…

then he sent this

image

apparently some girl tried to jump the fence and her weave got stuck in the barbed wire

Was anyone else thinking this was a chicken that had horrendously flown to it’s death

(via veronox)

denounces:

I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH

(via the-royal-gucci-is-clean)