officialunitedstates:

introverts:  cuddle up in blanket and watch netflix

extroverts:  smash the tv with a baseball bat because sports

(via puffymind)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

let’s be real when did it stop being 2007

(Source: fake-mermaid, via cumfort)

cutejewishgirl:

i can’t wait for my grandchildren to wish they lived in the era of beyoncé

(via pizza)

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via pride)

tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

(via definitive)

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy:

when u get ur friend obsessed with something ur obsessed with

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(Source: startrekspeare, via brokenly)